38.You notice you have created a stencil of Bombay mix in the shape of your ass on the sofa when you get up to go to bed at night.
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2 comments:
But... Bombay Mix is goooooodddd... are those first signs of me going on 37?
Yep... So beware... Soon it'll be tortillas and then WHAM! Your 40 with a sofa stuffed full of savoury snacks!
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