Apparently Life Begins at 40...Yeah right!

Sunday, December 24, 2006



58.At Christmas you shudder carving the turkey because it reminds you of the reflection you see when you step out the shower.


57.The clothes that were bought for you at Christmas no longer fit you at New Years because you have inexplicably grown during the festive season. How could that be!!?

Sunday, December 17, 2006


I've made a little film, or e-book of the material so far... Whatcha reckon?

Thursday, December 14, 2006

56. You find bits of facial wash stuck in a crease in your face.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

55. As you grow older your sarcastic wit is replaced with an unhealthy cynicism…unless you’re a teacher.

Monday, December 11, 2006

54.You look at some old photos of yourself, and cannot believe you are one in the same person. The things you did and thought then were so different to where you do and think now. It’s as though he was abducted at some point, replaced by you, a slower fatter version, who likes gardening and herbal tea.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

53.You get some leathers to wear on your newly bought motor bike, catch a glance at yourself in a mirror only to find that you look like a kinky leather clad Teletubby.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

52.You start developing bad little habits. Picking hard bogies from your nose and dropping them in the waste bin next to you is a good one. Just don’t do it whilst eating Bombay Mix.

Friday, December 08, 2006

51.Saying the type of things that your dad would say and knowing that you are doing it, but you just can’t stop yourself.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

50.You watch King Kong and think “If he can pull, so can I!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

49. You get to the stage where getting drunk for no reason, seems pointless.

Monday, December 04, 2006

48.You find yourself in the women’s hair dye section of a chemist, without even thinking about it.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

47.That rough and rugged unshaved look, now just looks ragged and rough. Pass the Brasso.

Friday, December 01, 2006

46. It’s bad enough policemen being younger than you, but now even the Lollypop lady is looking quite fit.