12. You have to exercise rigorously just to retain the pear shape you already have. Plus, now you have chub friction rashes where your sweaty skin rubs during these intense workouts...nice.
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2 comments:
Dang! I'd better get enjoying my next 6 years then, that's all I have left.. lol
LIVE! LIVE!LIVE!
That's pretty good advice y'know. :)
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