58.At Christmas you shudder carving the turkey because it reminds you of the reflection you see when you step out the shower.

57.The clothes that were bought for you at Christmas no longer fit you at New Years because you have inexplicably grown during the festive season. How could that be!!?

I've made a little film, or e-book of the material so far... Whatcha reckon?

56. You find bits of facial wash stuck in a crease in your face.

55. As you grow older your sarcastic wit is replaced with an unhealthy cynicism…unless you’re a teacher.

54.You look at some old photos of yourself, and cannot believe you are one in the same person. The things you did and thought then were so different to where you do and think now. It’s as though he was abducted at some point, replaced by you, a slower fatter version, who likes gardening and herbal tea.

53.You get some leathers to wear on your newly bought motor bike, catch a glance at yourself in a mirror only to find that you look like a kinky leather clad Teletubby.

52.You start developing bad little habits. Picking hard bogies from your nose and dropping them in the waste bin next to you is a good one. Just don’t do it whilst eating Bombay Mix.

51.Saying the type of things that your dad would say and knowing that you are doing it, but you just can’t stop yourself.

50.You watch King Kong and think “If he can pull, so can I!

49. You get to the stage where getting drunk for no reason, seems pointless.

48.You find yourself in the women’s hair dye section of a chemist, without even thinking about it.

47.That rough and rugged unshaved look, now just looks ragged and rough. Pass the Brasso.

46. It’s bad enough policemen being younger than you, but now even the Lollypop lady is looking quite fit.

45.You find yourself saying ”I was young once you know.” and not believing it yourself.

44.You drive out to the seaside and feel the desire to stay put in the car and just watch the sea from the car park. This urge will get stronger and stronger the older you get, until the age of 60 when you will finally succumb and pack sandwiches for the trip.

43.Actually look through the Screwfix catalogue. Your interest in all tools becomes almost sexual … like the 40 year olds equivalent to porn.

42.Not thinking about sex for over 10 minutes

41.When your old un-fashionable wardrobe becomes fashionable again.

40. You find talking about plumbing to your friends interesting.